A young ghost sits in the middle of the table and they invite you to their room
>what will you do<
>Reader: accept the offer
>Reader: decline offer
Bro what the fuck.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
>Reader: go back
Hey you seem really cool, welcome to my place.
I’m Dirk/Allister/Tori, all you need to know about me is coming up in one hell of a crash course so get ready to hear the entire history of epicness aka the entire history of me, and me alone.
Stuff about me:
As previously mentioned my name is Dirk/Allister/Tori, you may call me either one as you like.My pronouns are ghost/they/pyro/elec/electric (if you have to gender me, use he/him)I tend to refer to me in the third person for others benefit so they understand what I’m talking about/referring to.I do art ig lol.I love my girlfriend Ell very much :>lol my kinsta/idk what is this is @tiimaeus.testiifiedI tend to talk about my day dreams/memories a lot so please be patient with meI have adhd and hyperfixate on stuff, current hyperfixations include:• homestuck
• Marina and the Diamonds
• Sims
• Jakedirk
• matildatori
• yo kai watch
• genshin impact
• vocaloid
• my oc’s (no idea if it counts but yeah.)
• astrology (it’s been going on for 8 years ik I hate myself too/lh)
• psychology
• buzzfeed unsolved/true crime
• gemology
• Eddsworld/ellsworld
• South Park
+ some other stuff
If you get me to talk about my oc’s I will not stop.(/lh)I’m 14 currentlyKnight of heartPsychoticDerse dreamerInxp 4w5English is not my first language so please bare with me here.I use tone indicatorsif you’re here to fake claim me please fuck off, I’m pretty traumatized from the last time it happened.
> Reader: Move on
Time for the boring me irl list, get ready for cringe. (I don’t like the term DA but I use it to make others understand some of things I’m talking about)
bold = no doubles
italic = iffy on doubles
•DA’s:
-Dirk Strider (homestuck)
-Sf-a2 Miki (vocaloid)
-yanfei (genshin impact)
-yoimiya (genshin impact)
-sayu (no straight roads)
-tori (ellsworld/eddsworld ((also I’m ok with kins for this one))
-Lord Enma (yo Kai watch)
-kenny (South Park)
(I must clarify that do not interact if you kin me very heavily, If you kin me and will interact don’t mention anything about it to me and please be nice about it^^.)
Comforts time:
Jake English (homestuck.)Ganyu (genshin)my roommates (ell, Matilda, Tamara)Miaya Gekkogahara (Danganronpa)Mituna Captoralpha DaveNathaniel adams (yo kai watch)Buck Hazeltine (yo kai watch)Ryoko Otonashi (Danganronpa 0)utatane Piko (vocaloid)My oc’s+ some others
> Reader: to the discomforts/triggers
As for my discomforts and triggers I’m going to specify that most are from Danganronpa.
> Reader: Move onto the ending part
You are now back at where you started, Dirk doesn’t seem to be around anymore so what will you do..
